If this hand looks familiar, it’s because my fab LA
friends Marina, Brad, and Astro commissioned magniff artist Courtnee Fallon Rex
(http://neevita.net) to paint
this watercolor of my fat little hand (wearing my favorite fat little pinky ring) flipping
the bird in classic Johnny Cash style. It was a lovely holiday surprise.
Actually scratch that. IT’S THE BEST FUCKING GIFT EVER. Many thanks to all
involved. It’s now hanging in my bedroom, where it’s the first thing I see when
I open my eyes each morning. But I miss it when I’m at my desk. Or in the
kitchen. Or out. Maybe I’ll just carry it with me. Hung around my neck, all Flavor
Flav -like.
~Substantia